If Spurs go through, pretty much wraps up premier league for City. Those extra rest days will come in very handy.

My dentist just recommended a night-guard for my bruxism and craze lines, luckily insurance covered part of the cost. The dentist also let me in on a secret that you can send away for the dentist-level mold, fit it at your house and then send it back to the same labs that dentists use. This saves the $400/hr cost of…

Kid’s a soccer player through and through. No hands and exquisite execution on the unnecessary quadruple roll. 

Glad Mueller is ok but what about the boards?

Yeah when trying to defeat the Libetards you should always go right.

I thought it was called “the strangent.”

When you smoke all the plant

More leaked audio from the McDonald’s tape:

Counterpoint: There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

That’s why Greg is a true journalist and these deadspin jamokes are just bloggers. Greg doesn’t slack. He gets up at 4:30 am to dive in between the folds and report the gritty, bare truth of grown men in their cosmic struggle to pull their fucking pants over their shoes.

MAGARY! BEDSIDE! TOUCHDOWN!

Yeah, and you know he is delusional! How do you look like a pudgy dick-thumb and then choose the skinny bitmoji avatar?

Don’t you mean “pause NOT!!?”

The problem for Dortmund is, I think, Sancho will go to England very soon, possibly next summer. No way an English player that good doesn’t have premier league clubs come calling.

You ain’t Ryan!

Yeah this is one of the rare times where deadspin’s “powerful institutions make self preserving bad decisions that ruin fun” takes runs up against their “player safety is paramount takes.” Which they came down on the wrong side of. How is the escalation of this not how close to a fair catch signal can’t I get away…

bullet tooth tony in 40 years?

I’d definitely listen to “Cart Ride: Bummer Remix”

Yeah, but it’ll be super dope when he hits the 4 comma club!

Duh, he’s a Juul thief