You’d think by now Mou would have gotten the Sackler for his titanic misdirections.

I don’t think they can. The police caught him white handed.

Caught him white handed.

Is the right to life somehow not a right?

Well what spin did you expect from “Father John,” kid diddler 

I believe it’s referred to as a seppuku squeeze.

It’s one of those curious bylaws. As long as Harkins yelled “fore” beforehand, Menton has to play the digit as it lies.

Pitino should be used to this, finished before he even started.

That’s a real shawarma goats!

Were you still able to make it to Duff Gardens Drew?

Murray: Ok guys security detail meeting. Taika?

From Forbes “and his fortune tallied some $950 million.”

Perisic’s real mistake was to not shit talk Pogba into a headbutt.

No one’s cloud of Drakkar is as thick as Gaston’s.

Skyfucker, Buddha and the god of death are invincible.

No silly, only Shohei Ohtani can sprint fast enough to bean himself.

Mission accomplished!

Yeah that seems right. The LD50 for alcohol, where 50 percent of people die, corresponds to a BAC of 0.45. So at .40 Aldon was desperately close to a coin flip for his life. Hope he gets into rehab.

Woke bird tries to force Paxton to kneel. Later tweets “Bald lives matter.”