See you there.

Am I going to hell, for laughing way too much at this?

I spent a season bumping chairs when I was younger, and part of the training was watching this insane video that showed what would happen if all the brake systems failed. Enjoy:

In fairness, if Arizona had scored 22 more points, they would’ve won.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

“It’s called the bowling ball test; do you know what that is? That’s where they take a bowling ball from 20 feet up in the air and they drop it on the hood of the car,” Trump said of Japan. “And if the hood dents, then the car doesn’t qualify. Well, guess what, the roof dented a little bit, and they said, nope, this…

This is a good comment made better by the username.

His ass

Fake news. FAKE NEWS.

They saw the abuse and they tried to gaslight them, fuck them.

Good...burn that institution to the ground. I say bury U.S. gymnastics altogether for a couple of years, clear the slate, start over from scratch. Maybe take a hiatus from the next summer olympics out of respect for the many, many ladies lives Nassar disrupted with the help of the USOC.

This is disgusting. Hasn’t poor Jane Doe been victimized enough?

More like Buzzkill Williams, amiright?!

For years he’s been ridiculed as a “hack” and watched his sport be swept aside, knocked out the house of Olympians. But even as his fingers curled in anger, Shuster always knew he had the stones to rock the competition hard and bring the drought to an end. Now, he and Team USA can hog the spotlight as champions and…

Shut up and kiss me, you fool.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

I’m not usually the conspiracy theory type, but all I’m saying is Timberlake just released a poorly received album and performed at the Super Bowl halftime show. His involvement can’t be ruled out.

The ice must have been cold.

Sadly, this means that no matter how many golds Shiffrin wins in the future, either in these Games or future ones, she’ll never be able to break the record for most golds won, which will be held by her equipment.