what do you expect from a guy who married his own daughter

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

I think that move is called The Nunes.

NUNES presents: Finding Memo

He had a great opening, he made a fantastic, smooth transition, but he just couldn’t stick the landing.

Nothing is more symbolic of Melania Trump than an empty picture frame.

“Thank you, this will be perfect for Barack’s long-form birth certificate.”

So the score on Jezebel is now:

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

On the other hand, I had a Science teacher that jumped down my 5th grade throat because I pointed out the Science book was out of date and that they had recently announced new position on something. I didn’t even call her out. I just mentioned it since it was a cool new fact. (I honestly don’t remember the exact…

The Kings tried to launch a dark horse All-Star campaign for their Serbian guard, but under the weight of their general ineptitude, it Bogdan.

I found it yall, the first fuckshit

I don’t care if it’s Martin Luther King Day.

First and only game i’ve ever gotten a platinum trophy for

I hope Bruce Springsteen offers to play at Phil Murphy’s swearing in.

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Chris is off to hang out at the Quick Stop with Jay and Silent Bob.

No wonder he was shocked by what he saw.

They only invited him for the batteries.