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Manafort was probably so sick of dealing with this shit that he leaked the Ukrainian corruption story to the press himself.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

The people she was referring to will never be on her side. They are the ones who sport t-shirts with slogans like “Hillary Sucks But Not As Good AS Monica”, “Hillary 4 Prison” and “Trump That Bitch”. And who think that Obama is a secret muslim looking to install sharia law in the US. And think gay people are

Give this man the codes to our nuke’s

Why are they sending him to the Instructional League? He already has lots of practice with cuts.

Lock her up! Lock her up!

Read Dead Redemption. It’s hard to put a finger on a single reason why Red Dead Redemption is so great. It doesn’t do one thing that will make you stand-up and applaud its uniqueness, but the whole package – the environment, the story, which we’re purposely not spoiling here, and the gunplay – all adds up to be a

could be worse, Katy - he could treat you like family:

I just snorted coffee.

Pretty much this. Except I was the child parents THINK they’re going to have, the one who doesn't understand. I remember being a kid and seeing two guys kissing in Central Park and asking my parents about it. They were like “sometimes men fall in love with men and women fall in love with women.” I was completely

It’s just some light treason.

All dozen of them?

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

That gif is amazing. I also like this version of it:

YOU’RE SO DAMN CLOSE.