I like how high-pitched Ryan’s voice has gotten over the last 36 hours. It’s like puberty’s reversing itself in him ‘cause he’s so mad.

I’m going to take the superficial route and ask a question about pleated and creased trousers. I’m a pleb so the closest I’ve come to first-hand experience in this arena are Dickies workpants that come pre-creased, so are these things HRC’s sporting kosher? Are they meant to be creased coming and going, as it were? I…

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I was supposed to be there. It was a publicity event and was supposed to be there with the Mid-Atlantic Coaster Club (don’t even know if it still exists). I had to work and missed. Now you remind of it, and I have to kick myself in the ass for not going.

I think this summarizes my feelings...

I grant you that Into Darkness was pretty bad, but I don’t think anything outdoes the badness that was Nemesis. Here’s how I would rank the films:

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Man, I kept reading this hoping for some kind of through-line or identifiable argument, but the thesis here seems to be “the movies I don’t like are stupid.” Which is a valid enough argument (most of us have probably made it at least once or twice), but probably doesn’t need 3,000 words to be made. Which is especially…

yeah, unfortunately it’s the Denny’s Home Run Slam. causing him to be as fat as he is

Read title; thought it was a post about Star Citizen sent from the future.

Really glad she’s okay! I understand the urge as a teenager to go off your meds once you start feeling “normal” so you can just be a regular kid. I hope she realizes how helpful they can be to avoid situations like this.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

"So... you never looked in the box?"

If they just optimized and re-released that game for PS4 I'd buy it immediately; it's one of my all-time favorites.

Ukraine is joke to you?

DAT ASSASSIN

"A music minister who works with NASCAR, Richard Sniffen, was called by Driscoll on the night of the attack."

Prince has always been one of my favorite guitarists, but this particular performance of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" is what really sold me. His showmanship is second to none, IMO.