Does his Donnie's penis also fit perfectly in her mouth? If so, Donnie, please for the sake of the rest of us, place it in there so we don't have to hear her talk anymore.

Oh sure the NFL makes a big show of breast cancer awareness but the minute someone gives a fig about men's health it's a 15 yard penalty.

I no longer wish to live in Montana.

His face is provoking. He should not wear it outside of his home.

If Edgar Winter and Wilford Brimley had a love child.

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

This game had me bite my keyboard. I paid the whole price. No discounts, just what it cost the day it was released.