Ever the opportunists, the BBC has contacted Mike Rowe to try and replicate his stateside success. The new show, Shitty Giggs, would be just a little bit different though.

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Judge: ...and six weeks in the Clark County Alcohol & Drug Program.

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And sometimes you pay a couple of pitchers a lot of money and they're the ones that can't stay above water.

Fair is fair Eileen, you said if you lost the bet then I could choose any Dexys Midnight Runners themed tattoo I wanted to.

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Attendent: But sir! There never was an ent named "Dave Matthews"

Courtney Love is your 2011 Webby Award winner for "Most Unfamiliar With Periods", narrowly edging out the runner-up Lawrence Taylor.

Your oncologist is probably not very educated, considering he or she couldn't properly diagnose the Deadspin cancer that was Moe.

These recreations are brought to you by Wiz Khalifa.

Yea I wasn't really into the whole "one box" thing either.

Forgoing the well-being of children for the sake of worthless souvenirs? Sounds like a solid business model.

The first edition title of the book was in fact Rex Ryan's Book of Revelations, but the editors said it lacked the nonsensical drug-fuel ramblings of the original.

Agree on all accounts.

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1. Nancy Grace

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"Ray to Lack of Mid-Range: My History with the Letter J"

In a way, I am the Muslim Drake, for I too can claim I am "shutting shit down in the mall"