I would know, I've lived in Tornado Alley.

Where's the scenario where Marty McFly meets his future self? Where's the scenario where Sharktopus emerges and decides people are pretty darn tasty? What about if the Nazi's get the Ark of the Covenant?

If you didn't notice, rapper M-bone passed away at about the same time that my show didn't get picked up. Mr. Bone, is that what you should call him, I mean is M his first name? I don't know, seriously. The point is, sometimes the Yankees lose and the Diamondbacks win. Sometimes the Browns beat the Cowboys. Do…

On our honeymoon cruise my wife ended up with 2 slightly visible handprints on her breasts. I had applied 40 spf and she was wearing like 8. Sounds like a sophomoric anecdote from a "Not Another..." movie but its true. You couldn't see the handprints unless you knew what you were looking at and the angle was right,…

haha

I don't get it

pretty late but that's hilarious

The courthouse 'selection' scene at the end with the mob bosses is probably the best. Sums up most of the movie's themes in about 30 seconds.

You know what they say, when you need quick publicity for your internet music video, you can either create something so horrible that everyone must see it in disgust (see: Friday), or come out of the closet. Or you can do both and still be largely ignored (see; the career of Rosie Odonnell)

I know this is like 4 hours later, but Drew unstarred me to restar me. I felt special.

This is what I don't get about any of these arguments. I have yet to see Drew or anyone try to blame the owners for wanted more money. I want more money, I'm sure you want more money, hell only hippies don't want more money and fuck hippies. If the owners collectively stepped out and said "Hey America, fuck you we…

Sure you can opt out, but then you will take the blame for the work stoppage WHICH IS LIKE TOTALLY WHAT THIS PIECE IS ABOUT.

They were already dictated how much they were going to be paid, by an agreement the employers almost unanimously agreed on. They weren't out for more, just more of the same.

Major sports as any kind of economical or sociological model is a failure of an exercise. The distinction is, if you are a professional athlete you have one plausible employer. The MLB/NFL/NBA are all basic monopolies that cannot be defeated. Unions were created to give the employee fair rights in the early…

Fiesta Bowl Exec: We get to stay in the BCS and that's great and all, but where are we going to find a cool mill?

That seems to be a trendy insult in the sporting world these days. Just this past year, a confused Buddy Ryan was calling Mike Tomlin the same thing.

His image will make a great addition to my "Forever 34" canvas I had been working on. Jenn Sterger's breasts were getting lonely.

"Yea them Kyoto cars get great gallons to the miles and one of them is nice and civic like a man outta be"

And then you try to be unique with your Giant Foal Hat at the Mavs game and people get all uppity.

The #Hit or Stand tag was stolen from Richard Burton's daily blog feature titled "What is the first thing you do when you wake up?"