Too bad the bottle never closes.

Luke Scott's Death to Zinfandels

Pictured: Secretariat 2 - Before it was a dream, but now its all turned into a .... NIGHT MARE.

13. H. H. Holmes

7. Round Mound

One thing unmentioned, can you foul out? If you can't then my all-time list starts like this

"hundreds of roofies on the ground."

Have no fear, yes Auburn bought that car for Jermaine Whitehead, but we put the title in his father's name and Jermaine had no clue about it.

Dear Women: Please Stop, OOOOOH LOOK BOOBS, I LOVE BOOBS YES BOOOBS I SHOULD TOUCH THEM OR AT LEAST TRY, Wait What Was I Saying? Sincerely, Men.

This pales in comparison to the billboard that West Virginia put up in 1971:

Google trends is reporting a huge surge on the phrase "rhymes with 'mansion in Islamabad'", but its all coming from the homes of country singers.

+1

And every time we're in Vegas my wife makes a killing at the craps table on the don't come bet.

+1

Its not the pomp and circumstance that bothers me, its the Vikings ignoring history and not throwing Christian to the Lions.

Zygi Olddust:

+1

Get used to hearing "Jake Locker" and "bad pick".

That's some quality trolling right there.

You got your wish with the heckling but Goodell put his trollface on and silenced them with TRAGEDY.