He will live up to the name when, just as God's last gift, St. Johns will get bounced early by Holy Cross.

Every middle-aged man knows all about shit-stained TUCKS.

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Narrator: (soft voice) At this point we see where the pack intends to welcome the foreign invader into the group, as it is Bruin custom to piss yourself in pressure-filled environments.

Okay, who fed Gloria after midnight?

John Hinckley, Jr. challenges your assertion, then quickly goes back to watching Taxi Driver.

anybody’s going to run and win. Bottom line, we can’t keep going the direction we’re going

nvm

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And thus, for the second time in his life, Pitino gets to write:

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In making the song somewhat of a promotional gimmick for the game, MLB has decided to preemptively name Luke Scott an all-star because he "ain't the sharpest tool".

Also increasing even more than 500% since 1972? Moral outrage about jokes about women playing sports.

Most NBA players vote in favor of decertifying the union, because just once they want to end things on their own terms, and not "having to give that bitch money".

He definitely belongs in a mental L'Hopital.

I met him once, and while he seems like a smarmy asshole on TV we had a blast hanging out. The only odd was when I was departing I told him:

"If you're going to try and usurp my nickname, then there's gonna be a fight."

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ESPN plans to broadcast every game he plays, dedicated to the Joe Morgan and Jon Miller years.

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