Rutgers has since announced they are scaling back advertising after the poorly received first campaign.
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Father Batkiller or:
Doctor: Mr. Paterno you only have a few hours to live, is there anything that you would like to say to be your attributable deathbed quote?
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The dead give-away for the article's age?
"Rowdy" Rodney Erickson: We're not going to let what one individual did destroy the reputation of this university.
My only interactions with anything deemed "bizarro" is from Sealab 2021. A cursory wiki-search means that by Mr. Pepper Jack Love Fraggle Rock's definition, Cowherd is a good guy, which I am absolutely unwilling to accept.
He's nothing like Cowherd. Finebaum is genius in that he knows how to hold an audience by allowing the public to be the public (i.e. idiotic) and simultaneously and very slyly trolling the bejusus out of them. Cowherd knows how to hold an audience by being idiotic and brashly trolling his own strawmen.
Does this mean Pete Gaines is coming back? Ain't no comment like a meta-comment cuz a meta-comment *shotgun blasts*.
A few years ago I used to watch Around The Horn every day after school.
"Its been said the trains are reminders that we are all dreamers, and my dream is to eventually move on to bigger and better things, like ASPCA commercials."
a video titled "Wade Winner Legal."
Well he can't be voted in unanimously, that would sully the good names of previous inductees. I voted no to preserve the foundation of the Deadspin Hall of Fame and so I can masturbate about it later.
Sarah I'm giving you a B.
Aren't we supposed to vote no for all first-ballots?
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Sam is just glad he could get Flunitrazepam to sponsor his team and his team's name.
Just forget you have a wife. Love your kids, she'll accept you if you do that. Don't bother loving her, it's a waste of time.
Leading off the statement thanking children may not have been the best tact here, but I guess when you've helped cover up your husband's rampant pedophilia for at least a decade, a little miscue when denying it all isn't really that big of a deal.