You'll never like other people's kids. I sure as shit do not, but I love mine. Parenting =/= babysitting.

Amendola has since stopped backpedaling since "that's kinda what got us here in the first place isn't it? I mean 'allegedly' isn't it? No seriously we've already admitted on national television that Jerry showered with preteen boys so who gives a shit at this point?"

Paul Newberry knew he made a mistake taking that damned job in South Carolina. Had he taken that job in Pennsylvania he could've gotten away with a big old fuck for years.

Dear Nate Jackson,

Paterno is a "Child Rapist’s Protector". If you think that's slander then you didn't read the article or the indictment or watch any news in the past 144 hours. He watched as his old chum continued to bring young boys around the program. He watched as his old chum continued to use the facilities. He knew the whole…

His 2010 letter:

Who knew 6 miles made such a difference? Its either a disadvantaged youth with a rap career or a disadvantaged youth with a raped career.

Pictured: Lots of blue whites.

The time travel dilemma has a few more nuances than you covered. Now the obvious answer is to jump about 50 years in the future and grab a sport's almanac or a farmer's almanac and come back to enormous riches.

The comparison of an athlete's race and how that affects their life is almost relevant here in that most people would view Vick's crimes as those constrained to the African-American community. Unfortunately, this article is about Vick's chess match with Albert Haynesworth (Haynesworth demanded the white pieces).

What if John Wall had a dad?

He also went by the name "Cool Hand Luke" after he paid for 50 egg scrapings in one hour.

When you get on board with a stranger Scooter, things usually go poorly and everyone plays the Plame-game.

"Its much more fun to wreck expensive things from Latin America"

After hearing about NBC's new fall title Hall of Fame, the First Class, Roger Clemens has indicated he is "so excited and I just... I'm... so... scared".

His shorts obscure the rest of the bottom-left tattoo:

There wasn't, and just like last time, a ruby opened up the first one.

This same scenario led to Michael Jackson breaking off our friendship.

I haven't seen such a sport's awards show mishap since Jim Valvano warned against gifting a kid's movie that wouldn't be released for another 16 years.