@ScientificMapp: +1

@MaverickIsAirborne: Holy shit Verne leads the league is complete dipshittery. Just yell "OH WOW" and talk as much as possible when nothing is going on (and by nothing, I mean Tim Tebow isn't making you orgasm). When your only friends are hyperbole and Gary Danielson, you should rethink your career and possibly…

@taco_mailman: That comment that you just throw out there but just sinks without anyone noticing - the Bison Dele.

The Not-At-All-Nightly Rage DUAN

Michael Vick has expressed reluctance in using the pound sign.

#2 - I feel a little out of place and confused. I heard DP and crystal at the Walmarts and hopped in the truck and got here as fast as possible.

#44 - Daddy won't be so proud when you earn that nickname from the high school chess team sweetheart.

Well, Rex Ryan is known as the Trussed Buster.

@UweBollocks: Lets just say the Herbert Hoover model is well worth the dough.

Spencer Pratt also made the mistake of thinking a plastic bitch can keep him afloat.

I would root for a natural disaster but then America would pretend to care about Pittsburgh for a few years.

@Always Winning: +1

@Steve U: Gregg has no use for those NY Times "glory boys". Although this article does seem to have not been drafted.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: "I asked this gentleman what he does professionally and he answered 'I work in print-journalism"

Upmarket Jeff Foxworthy did make his mark on comedy with his "You might be in the lower-middle working class" jokes.

@UweBollocks: +1

I didn't watch the video but I'll assume that you meant to tag it NSFW - video evidence that some people think "Brown-Eyed Girl" is a better love song than "Earth Angel".

@comment_ninja: This is hilarious.

@tastes_like_burning: Hopscotch

@Boothwilkes John: What? I assumed everyone here used IE or Netscape.