@snoop-a-loop: But what are you showing off? That you can easily waste time and park poorly? The more I think about this the angrier I get.

@tastes_like_burning: That's my biggest gripe. Maybe 1% of these fuckers actually knows how to back into a spot. And parking like this greatly negates any functionality a trunk or truck bed provides.

@KarenSypher's_TravelingGyno: I've seen this with every type of vehicle though.

@BiggiosGrit: This makes no sense whatsoever.

Irrational Hatred DUAN:

@Phintastic: I noticed that too. Kind of disheartening that basically everything discussed was used. I'm pretty sure a Lance/ball joke was the first comment I read this morning.

@Bertucci-Boyz: +1

@Size15shoe: You can't divide by zero (in this case a-b).

I'm probably a whore and 4 games suspension away from having a good reputation

@norbizness: +working on multiple levels.

Mrs. Fields gives the best of the risible headers.

@RichardDrungle: He wasn't playing Repeater, he just meant something else.

@All Over But The Sharting: My kids love being hit with pillows. I routinely devastate them, knocking them down and visibly dazed. I call this "passive-aggressive parenting".

@Lionel Osbourne: Who actually detonates bombs in the air? I know who, terrorists.

The father of a 7-year old daughter with video evidence of heart warming is not impressed and will be forwarding you a video soon.

@AzureTexan: The celebration will also include a stand-up competition with the winner named the "2011 Charles Whitman".

In light of the NCAA investigation, they also planted trees in honor of their basketball coach and invited disgruntled fans to "bomb Pearl Arbor".

It's the limitless potential, the ability to ascribe fantastic future feats.

@ReverseApeChemist: Just be yourself and hope that that person is funny.* If after you've typed in your comment, you re-read it and think to yourself "Hey this is some funny shit", then you've either added something that may or may not get noticed, or your humor will never work and you'll recognize this fast. The…

@Robot Jerry Rice: I've pulled back the reins a bit on a few. I realize that since I was born and raised in the south my threshold for what is actually racist is more than most.