@Telemundo: Really? SWEET

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Well its also an afternoon she gets sans kids (1.5 and 3). And the kids would actually play with it. She's very practical, if she ain't using it 2-3 times a week, she doesn't want it. (Queue sex joke)

@AntoineWalker: When did you perfect the shimmy?

Expensive somewhat-thoughtful Xmas present for the wife or supercheap ultrathoughtful present that will take up an entire afternoon this weekend?

"During the march on Tiananmen Square, a tank rolled over a protesting student like an Eddie Valient and Judge Doom reenactment"

Drew Brees ... Cotillions.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: HE TORTURES KIDS, JUST FOR FUN!!

I read Bourne at night, but, well actually it was last night.

Dear Drew,

Marcus: What's that Lassie? Mike is stuck in a well? What's that? You pushed him in there? Well why would you doo.. . AHHHHHHHHHHH MY NEEEEECK....

"No glove, no Love."

Ray: Hey Nate, does it still hurt to breakdance?

@FarmRaised: I thought that was Herchel Walker's daily masturbation routine.

@Tulos_Mullet: There is a pretty good chance he doesn't. With that kind of money you skip straight to snuff films.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: What? Not a big Sheen & Tucker circa Money Talks fan?

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: 10:1 says you just got duped by Red Headed guy.

Re: Kids Sleeping

@treatment_bound: Interesting read, but its much better of you to post a link.

Pictured: After showing him what life would have been like had Favre not existed, Tarvaris Jackson's Ghost of Christmas Future thanks Favre for allowing him to not have to see the field.

Jim Marshall's streak was Sublime.