@MarkKelsosMigraine: That is excellent stuff right there.

PR has a quality team

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: You can't!

Meanwhile the Hysterectomy Team has released Caster Semenya for "violating team rules".

@AntoineWalker: How about 29 $1 lotto tickets and a silver dollar (to do the scrathin') instead?

@AntoineWalker: You are the greatest.

@gulag: I don't know, but chartskeet.net is my idea for an auction website that specializes in musician sperm donors.

@J-No: God is proud of his work in that department.

@Phintastic:

I use a non-existent email but the password is the same I use for a lot of things internet related (at least a few of which could lead to SSN, CC#, etc). Would they have anyway to link the password via my login IP? I'm not tech savvy so this may be a completely retarded question.

There's a harsh truth to face. No way I'm gonna make it on the outside. All I do anymore is think of ways to break my contract, so maybe I'd get him back. Terrible thing, to live in fear. Steve Spurrier knew it. Knew it all too well. All I want is to be back where things make sense. Where I won't have to be afraid all…

@FavreFAIL: I hadn't seen that one. That's fantastic.

@gulag: I laugh uncontrollably at this one every time.

@Tulos_Mullet: Just google "westboro baptist church scam".

@gulag:

@gulag: The Westboro counter protests are fucking hilarious.

@MJ: I bet you call the cops on neighboring parties and deflate beach balls at sporting events.

Lets break this down:

When you're 40-something, usually you need Quaaludes and champagne to have a good touch.

If it is an issue between man and woman I would rather have you love kids.