@WashingtonForeskins: This made me laugh pretty hard. I got the strange looks at the office.

@WashingtonForeskins: The only time my focus is crystal clear is when I'm jerking off. I daydream all the time and sometimes during sex or BJs but when I am the one doing all the work, LETS GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH.

@SideAngleSide: Wrong.

@ArkansasFred: You'll love his article in a month when he lambastes Petrino for taking the Florida job. Its the circle of life.

@Delonte, Interrupted: I think the Oliver Brown Christmas Special really separated itself from the pack.

You can always solvent your problems when its Daniel Turpen time.

@7MinuteAbs: Amen to that. Stay away from your childhood favorites. You're only asking for bitter disappointment.

@Tom Gugliotta's Delicious Frittatas: Noticing the sexuality of cartoon characters is probably the pinnacle of lost innocence. I can't tell you how many times I beat off to The Little Mermaid.

@In Re Hightower: I tried explaining that lettuce is "treestars" and they should eat them. This does not work.

@just_eat_the_damn_oranges: +1

In this same boat, if you're in your late 20's/early 30's, you probably remember The Land Before Time as some great movie from your childhood (I do at least). That movie is horribly depressing and all of the characters are terrible. Cera is an annoying cunt. Ducky should have died at some point. Petrie sucks. …

The bus broke down when they found a problem: O-rings.

The team has also confirmed that all player wives and girlfriends use the Le Sybian.

@Zombie Cucumber:

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: The Brett Favre "Mistakes I've Made" Complete NFL Films Library (Sponsored by Elton John for no discernible reason) capsule:

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Well she's already made 2 mistakes.

@Sagan Is My Master: +1

No doubt he has the ability and the arm to go deep.

The post-game celebratory burning of grass should be nothing new to that neck of the woods.

@Gottliebs Cards: can't edit... ugh