Just so we're clear, Marie Antoinette definitely didn't say "qu'ils mangent de la brioche." The earliest record of that phrase is in Rousseau's autobiography, which was first written when Antoinette was a young child. He wrote generically about some great princess who said that the peasants should be fed brioche…

And today in Phallic Imagery, here's the most ridiculous pre-order art I've seen in a long time.

Not sure I would call the Himalayas "tropical".

"GRRAAAAINS... GRAAAAAAAINSSSSS...."

God, this is ridiculous. The fact that taxpayer money was spent planning a defense against the so-called "Zombie Apocalypse" and that the DoD has given so much credence to "Zombie Apocalypse" conspiracy theorist nut jobs is outrageous, and ultimately tragic.

A zombie/Alien/whatever plan is way to train and keep military planners practicing for potential contingencies while keeping things light and enjoyable. Plus it helps to force people to think outside of the box.

The United States military has a plan to help defend you from the zombie apocalypse. It's a real plan, made by real military personnel, using real taxpayer's money.

There's a point where no matter how angry you are, you have to sit back, look at the dedication and time spent to execute the kill, and just go....'well played'.

Wow, he's not even mad

Too bad he tweeted today at 2:24 PM instead of 4:11 PM. That would've taken it to another level.

I took a look at that chart and gave it a little scan. And from what I could tell; half of it is completely unnecessary - namely the upper half.

If the reviews are embargoed until after release day, you already know the game is bad.

That is Rachel from Blade Runner.

And while I'm not advocating for its inclusion, if it was real, I bet someone would buy the red boots for that much. There's always someone like that.

This is what I read in my head and am going to stick with it and forever dream it until it comes true.

"Indie"

isn't that how everyone feels about the game?

Nope. Reveal was cool. First trailer was pretty neat. Everything since has been a disappointment.