Fair enough. My bad.

I think he's playing a 1vAll against anyone who can find a uniform.. appears he's winning

Jesus christ. You paid $300 for a fucking basketball jersey?!? I dunno man. I just don't know.

I want jason vorhees day - that would be, without doubt, the most fucking incredible thing EVER. I want to go to a NY Giants game this year and have 80k people in the house wearing masks and not making a goddamn sound. Holy crap that would be amazing - you are a twisted, sick individual, and I fucking love it.

duly noted

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

I'm so sorry to be the resident asswad law student, but... we need to see a definition of what "Player" and "Member" encompass. This passage, at first blush, seems to indicate just that Rule 35 applies only to "Players," however those are defined.

For fuck's sake.

I give you 4 years before you're having a gender reveal party and themed birthday parties. I was you 4 years ago.

TRANSLATION

You mean the Union flag.

Laptops are legal right now, but phones as far as I know are not. Even then, however, students can't use the internet in extemp draw - any and all articles on their computers have to be saved to the computer locally.

No no no no no no. Jordan is smart. Buy as soon as you get engaged. And start paying that mortgage down. Prepay that sucker. One of your main objectives in life should be staying out of/eliminating debt. We bought our house when we got engaged at age 26. Refinanced to a 15-year mortgage and paid it off in like…

Definitely makes Deadspin seem like a happenin' spot when the only comment is the writer replying to himself.

::shoots gun in air in agreement::

Someone doesn't understand TV. Why on earth would they want to not bring back someone who made more people watch the show?

Misao Okawa celebrated her 116th birthday today, making her the oldest person in the world.

I took the SAT II in writing twice.

"know more feverishly making flashcards"

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.