Some kinda gif of vomiting goes here. Did your wife remain married to you?

Can you explain how this is the plot of any of his movies aside from The Incredibles?

This is the first time I have actually wished I could star a post more than once.

Opportunity to suggest people listen to this song! It is a hilarious satire on at least two levels.

That’s completely fair; it does blow. I wasn’t intending for you to take solace in it, exactly. I was more trying to put it in perspective. It’s not about feeling better than someone who has it worse. It’s knowing that we are all getting screwed compared to someone further down the line, as society improves and…

Sometimes you gotta take one for the team. And before you complain too loudly, you didn’t live through the Depression and die penniless because Social Security hadn’t been enacted yet. You didn’t lose all your money in a failing bank because FDIC hasn’t been put into place yet. You can’t always unscrew the people who…

I did this to my pitcher in my single season of little league. Terrible.

What I like about this joke is the freshness.

Every time I remember he is actually Gob I laugh so hard.

When he trucks his own teammate at 0:14 and there’s a “YEAH! in the background. So good.

My four year old wants to kiss on the mouth. My family is ALSO not into physical affection and I have been struggling with it.

Suck it, Magary and Marchman!

The context for that line would imply you’re about to suck face with that hideous goblin. Seriously, he straight looks like the Green Goblin.

“and if this were the most egregious cheating scandal in the history of the National Football League, as the penalties would suggest, and they very sanctity and integrity of the game were in being called into question,”
This is where you aren’t getting halfway serious answers. The erroneous assumption in this question…

You win. You’re the winner.

At which point your issue is with Machado, not me.

Oh, agreed. But the super-terrible Clippers were super terrible in the 80s. This man was born in 1990, so he wasn’t alive during the terrible Clippers era. The statement of his post is that in his lifetime, another team hasn’t been worse. The rest of the problem is left as an exercise for the reader.

To be fair to all the people, there’s not a lot a of civil law taught in high school, and some of us are a long way away from high school at this point. I used to get mad at people who don’t understand technology (ok, I still do) and I realized that just because I know something doesn’t mean someone else automatically…

You might wanna do that math again.

Petition to add “Shaved Bear in a Mets Uniform” to the “Filed To” tags of all future Bartolo Colon stories.