So you were divorced with two kids at 26? That seems like a rough road.

Unlike any other Browns season from the past 4 decades? They've never been good in my life. It's why I gave up on them a few years ago. It's freeing. I encourage you to give it a try.

Right on. I'm also looking forward to getting a growler from the awesome tiny brewery up the street from my house.

So...your point is that this HAS happened in Oakland?

Best burger I've ever had is probably Gott's Roadside (nee Taylor's Refresher) and it comes wrapped in paper.

1. Lana's marriage to a woman is irrelevant with regards to her gender. 2. Lana directed that movie. The person didn't cease to exist at the time of gender reassignment surgery. At the most surface level, if a person just had a name change due to marriage, would you say they had not done the things that they did…

Do you mean the Chapelle's Show skit where this exact thing happens?

Please do not attend focus group testing.

I live in Eastern PA. I have never gotten snow tires once. I have never gotten in a snow related accident. I am not a tremendous driver; I drive cautiously in the snow but don't go out and practice recovering from skids or anything.

Excellent avatar, Jim. I miss late 90s Onion.

Yeah I take issue with this being a lie. There are probably at least two genuinely great people employed by the NFL.

And here I had a vision of you kicking your underpants toward the hamper at the end of the day

Just like every year.

This is a massively wrong-ass take. That you are working in a food blog is perplexing in the extreme.

Those two guys are pretty brototypical.

"With club sauce."

Extrapolating from my knowledge of youth culture, I would conjecture it's "free as a bird," where "boosie" is slang for "bird" along the same lines as "fo' shizzle" is slang for "for sure."

Excuse me, that's Mallory McGarry, the Chief of Staff's daughter! And she totally had a role! First she was an object of Sam's affection, and then she got together with a hockey player so that Sam could make fun of him and continue trying to woo her! And you say Sorkin doesn't write full-formed female characters!

So dumb. +1

What is the proper local appellation? I always refer to it as 'SF'. I can't imagine people say the whole thing.