Hang on there. The homophobic hazing described in the article is A) unsubstantiated B) explicitly stated as not necessarily from Alpha Phi and C) still gross and weird.

I like the idea that anyone in any way capable of the job would accept it at 10% of the established market value. I don't think the NFL commissioner deserves to make $45 million, but that is what Goodell's currently raking in.

I feel like the guy in the dumb hardhat thing and the Dockett jersey is just trying to help the aforementioned poor bastard in the blue shirt. He attempts to break the brawler's grip on his throat, and then punches him when that doesn't work. But the cameraman calls him out like he's part of the fight.

<some kind of joke about how Jeter's always been an asshole because he's a Yankee>

To be fair, that last guy went from nice to crazy stalker in 4-5 days. Everyone knows if a woman doesn't respond to you in a couple days it's totes appropes to call her a bitch!

So you're saying you don't give much thought to security, and you can't think of anything that would need security. Maybe if you gave it more thought?

That's the thing! I don't drink lager much, but I got a case in cans for a party (along with a real case) and I kind of liked the cans. I think the next time I buy a cheap case, I might get the pounder cans.

Phew!

For a midsize company (250-300 employees), this is the kind of biweekly payroll I would expect.

Uh did you just say colored people?

And it's the 10th time of 10 that matters, guy. Lock your computer.

I want you to take a step back from what you said and look at it. You know that it isn't right to do it, but might do it anyway because you imagine nothing else might help.

Did you read the article? Where he talks about why this logical fallacy ("I'm proof that it works") is so prevalent with children who were physically disciplined? Let me post the section for you:
"But that's what happens in a culture of beating. Beating is a tradition that parents hand down to children, who then…

Sorry for dogpiling on ya about noun-gate.

Maybe YupTwins is formerly German?

Uh...abuse IS a noun. Like...child abuse. It's a homograph for the verb, technically.

Where is the part of the story about the students intending to fight back?

Yeah I have to say even just reading the description and watching the red band trailer that I have no interest in the movie knowing it contains that scene.

That butt is definitely excellently huge. No word on whether it is Martian.

AMERICA!