Truth. I watched the movie for the first time a couple nights ago, and there was so much booze I honestly couldn't tell if he was being set up (answer: yes, by God.)

It's sort of hard to believe he loves you when he has no interest in your enjoyment. Love is putting someone else ahead of yourself. Man ain't doing that.

Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.

Hot take.

How did people STILL jump down your throat even though you're obviously not taking the side of these arguments?

I didn't do extemp(i did prepared and didn't take it very serious), but the guy who did had a box. He kept it up to date, but if it wasn't in that box, you were kind of fucked. This was 20 years ago (also oooolllldd) so maybe kids can check their smartphones now, I dunno.

Seriously, preach.

It's "Don't be evil."

Please don't think I am defending or downplaying this. People like this are fucking monsters. They lack humanity. What I am saying is there are seven BILLION people. A thousand IS a tiny, TINY minority. And the "eager audience" is PART of the monsters, part of that minority - I'm not distinguishing between them in…

How many is "a number of people"? Because if that number is 1000, that's still a tiny minority. You are saying "there are some people who support this and therefore there must be many people who support this" and I don't think that logically follows.

Same exact experience; tryhard essay got me like a 600, took it again and blew it off and got a 770. That was kind of a deciding factor in why I went with engineering instead of English as a major.

I saw this on twitter and I don't get why PatStew got lauded more than Delaney. It was Delaney's joke, Stewart just played along.

He's saying that 15% of Russian infants don't live past the age of two.