“Without the EC, cities would dominate our government.”

“Baseball, like all once proud American Institutions, has been thoroughly cucked as well”

“I was like a god there, I owned that stadium.”

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

“The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and all of Indian Country will be forever grateful to the Obama administration for this historic decision,” he said.

Really? That’s the metaphor you use? For pity’s sake!

Please do not credit Obama with indigenous struggle and victory against this pipeline. He did absolutely nothing and has said nothing to help.

I still can’t believe “don’t poison the water” is a political statement. How can anyone claim to be a Christian and support poisoning someone’s water and harassing people who just want to protect their own health and that of their kids? You don’t see “pro-life” people at these protests or helping out in Flint do you?…

White veteran worship is a powerful thing in the US.

Can confirm: feels fucking excellent.

Pitt is the only team to beat two of the top five teams in the final rankings. Not bad for a team with no defense.

It must feel so good to be a Pitt fan right now.

Delicious, savory tears.

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Gotta love Penn State agreeing to restart the Pitt rivalry after 15 years, only to have it cost them a playoff spot.

Ah, but that’s the Protestants. With the Catholics, you need faith and good works.

The Satanists are awesome. But I’m going to take some time to reflect on the fact that we live in a country where simply saying “you have no right to tell me what to do with my body, or tell me how to grieve” holds no weight and won’t help me. But if I say “you have no right to tell me what to do with my body, so says…

Why are people afraid of being rude or arguing with these people? Just tell her “No, those are facts and opinions are different. Since you can’t tell the difference, you’re stupid. YOU’RE STUPID.” And then I would just browbeat the hell out of her for being stupid. And possibly read the definitions of the words to…

Your kid is much, much more likely to be abused by a family member.

This is why, when I have kids, I want the coach who doesn’t want to be there and his wife made him because his kid is on the team, not the dedicated bachelor who loves kids and sports.