Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Still more subtle than the end of The Departed.

And on behalf of users, I would just like to point out take making users periodically reset their password is no longer considered good security practice, so stop doing it maybe you wouldn’t have so many people locking themselves out.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

The fact there are earnest users of the Jeremy Renner app is the real story of this post. 

Bombshell recounts the Fox News scandal in which numerous female staffers accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and misconduct.

The Twins players jumping up onto the bench to keep themselves safe from the squirrel... they’ve been watching too much Monty Python, right?

One problem with banning movies based on rightwing outrage, among a whole bunch, is that rightwing types in general don’t know shit about movies and tend to go where their outrage leaders send them, and as such, applying any kind of consistent metric is a fool’s errand, one that Universal apparently went on when they…

So how does Hollywood decide which “humans hunting humans” movies get released, and which get shelved? Is there a proprietary algorithm or something?

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

I know a lot of people are going to be making jokes about this Werder’s physical appearance, and I just want to point out that it’s not okay to body-shame. This is true even of demographics not usually subject to body-shaming, because, if we’re being honest with ourselves, nobody likes a hypocrite. And maybe the world…

I said once that I treat nose/ear hairs with the same policy as spiders - I will not seek you out in your dark places and hunt you down, but if you come into the light I will strike without mercy.

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.