[Comment Redacted] Edit: I just saw this if from 2016. Thanks “related stories” side panel.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

Glad to. This is a list of the regions of the United States of America. Hope this helps.

Like many others, I watched today’s match from a packed bar - why didn’t MLS capitalize on all the interest and passion for soccer today?

Great, another championship for Boston. 

I would add that they should install a smooth hard surface of some sort over everything beyond 400 feet so that if you hit what used to be a home run, that ball is never going to stop rolling. Also institute a rule that you can run the bases multiple times for multiple runs, but if you’re on your second or later time…

You shit yourself at work during a meeting. It’s obvious to all present—they can hear it, smell it and, as you run out of the room, see it.

I have a video saved on my phone and computer, it’s of us at PT when she’s about a year and a half and taking her first steps.

Get well Drew.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Re: Walking,

Also very familiar with your wife.

WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I was in a meeting and was streaming the game on my phone under the conference room table. When it went in I had to suppress the joy as much as possible and the resulting sound was a very odd wheezing like sound. My boss asked me if I was ok and I went “yep! All good.” One of my co-workers is also a soccer fan and I…

No way, women love it when the men they are with out man some other random man. 

Thor restarting Tony’s heart with Mjolnir was hilarious — especially since immediately afterwards, Thor is like “I totally didn’t know if that would work, but it did! Yay!” It was a little Ragnarok humor added to Avengers Thor.