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I’m absurdly obese - but if I were a model who knows that my size is going to be of constant focus I would be less concerned about the black/white/whatever issues and more concerned that someone was going to write about me wearing a cape

Is this the earliest in a career someone has thrown one?

So you dislike people because of their voice and their upbringing? Do you know what a piece of garbage that makes you?

My memory serves me but the rest of my mind is still trying to process how I had to get to the second paragraph of this...past the headline....last the first paragraph....before I knew this was an article about 2 WTC. Fucking hell.

In before someone goes “AND SECRETARIAT WAS PULLING UP!!!!”

*scans article to see if they’ll start allowing men to play*

If someone told you you could capitalize on your looks for a fleeting few years and get paid millions would you refuse? Would you let your feminist ideals or whatever else makes women around her mock and hate her stand in the way? Would you choose to go work a 9-5 and hope for the best and turn down a lifetime of

What channel is the public beheading going to be on?

Timely coverage!

It’s because he’s with someone whose personality is such that she chooses a screenname like MsMenstruation and the rush of power he receives from doing it is all that keeps him from killing himself

LOL nine comments in two hours. Another winner for Fittish! NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THESE POSTS

Him calling it her “brown area” reminded me of this

It is correctly made because it’s not a pie chart. It’s a weed symbol. Just because in other places people have used other non-circle shapes as the base for making a pie chart doesn’t mean that by definition this was intended to be a pie chart adding to 100%, they just wanted to use the weed symbol to make it look

It’s exactly what you were doing. She has been 100% clear about preferred pronouns on a real-time basis. Going back and editing some article? Are you fucking kidding? Should everyone go back and edit ever article about her? Like from the 1970s era Olympics too? You just wanted another reason to remind people you wrote

I hope if you guys join the union they offer discounted continuing education courses so you can go back and get your GED

I think no one cares about your article but nice subtle way to promote while pretending its you caring about her

For anyone that hasn’t seen it, Apple is attempting to use its clout with labels to get rid of Spotify and other services’ free tiers before it launches its own pay service, so for any Apple fans that like those free services and get upset when they suddenly disappear you’ll know why

I hope someone kidnaps you

Ah, motherhood, the real prison

This is someone looking for a photo op