+1 Tenenbaums reference

Nate Kaczor is an odd way to spell Ray Liotta.

Bridget Monihyan approves of this graphic

They could just as well be talking about Mike Tomlin, known cheater.

“medieval methods of re-warming metal train tracks”

Super Bowl 50 should be dead last specifically because it’s not L.

This was the original logo for XXXVI before 9/11 happened and the NFL changed it to be more patriotic:

The two Rose Bowl ones from XXI and XVII are awesome.

1) The early 90s ones always seemed like a tribute to college bowl logos, which I liked

2) I spent my whole nerdy childhood looking forward to Super Bowl L, and I was SO mad when they copped out of it.

Two words worse than New Years’ wedding: Halloween Wedding. A few years ago it fell on a Saturday, so a couple I know decided to get married on it. They also made it masquerade themed. It’s a close friend of mine but thankfully I was not asked to be in the groom’s wedding party.

Someone, somewhere, will always have their wedding on a fucked up day so they can save 25 percent on the cost of the venue and catering.

I’m extremely concerned about the guy who submitted that.

Honestly, I love football. As a boy there was nothing like a SB. However, I was confident after SB XXIII that there would never be a greater, more clutch QB than Joe Montana. I was wrong. Tom Brady is the greatest QB I have ever seen and it isn’t even close.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Honestly as a giants fan who gives two shits about the pats.....this interview made me almost like him? Like is that normal? He actually seemed human here so idk it could be the whiskey

Carlk?

When your name is Richie Incognito, what do you pick for your witness protection name? Dick Conspicuous?

In my version of that dream Tony Eason gets hurt and Steve Grogan takes the Patriots to an upset victory in the second ever wild card team to win the Superbowl, humiliating Ditka, McMahon, the superbowl shufflers.

Sneezing and blasting out a fart at the same time is a pretty horrific occurrence of two bodily functions at once. The fart that you most likely could have held in, or released elsewhere away from polite company, has been let into the wild by something that is very hard to suppress. And then you’re hoping the sneeze…