That has to be a government price similar to the Dept of Defense paying like $200 for a hammer, right? There’s no way these companies are getting $50K to install these things at the local indoor batting cage or arcade. 

True Fact: It doesn’t matter if you pick Nome, Barrow, Fairbanks, or Mooseknuckle. The entire interior of AK is a backwards moonscape and we should build a wall to keep those wildlings out there.

I’m giving that team to San Juan, PR. Those people already know suffering. 

Captive

Never thought that word was not commonly known. I’d never use it today, but it was well worn when I was in HS, 1990s New England.

ugh nothing good has ever happened at a bar Louie

DAMN

That was my thought. Dude had tunnel vision on that player and the other people in the stands weren’t registering. It was inconsiderate, but really pretty normal stuff for being in a crowd of strangers. Getting worked up about it is a symptom of internet brain.

That was fun. Thank God the NFL put a stop to such animated refereeing and hired attorneys to ref the games instead. 

Of all the things he deserves to shamed for, seeking medical screening for prostate cancer shouldn’t be on the list. 

Some people refuse medical treatment based on religious belief? 

Every time I saw the back of Gerald Everett’s jersey with the gold lettering, I thought of Jim Everett and then I thought about the time the Jim Everett flipped that table on Rome. So that was fun.

“bountygate” is a figment of Goodell’s imagination

Reading this, my initial assumption was that the ‘loyal fur buddy’ is a dog. What if Hank isn’t a dog? Discuss. 

Jolly swagman

Wow, I haven’t checked in with Mike Sherman in a while. He recently quit a two year HS coaching gig after going 4-18 and now coaches something called the Montreal Alouettes?? 

Based on google image search, he’s more of a nantucket reds guy.

Worth it.

This deserves more attention than the nth cougar joke. Well done.

Who the fuck are you