Ow. How did he not dislocate that shoulder falling like that? 

Blue bean bag. Marks the spot of the fumble. More commonly seen on punts to mark the spot where the return begins.

Really good point. 

My wife accounts for pretty much every penny that we spend. It is easier for her do that if we keep everything on our debit and credit cards, which provide nicely detailed statements of our spending. HOWEVER, I tend to hold $30-40 in my wallet so that I can grab a coffee and donut if I feel like it and I don’t want…

After the ‘ham is bad’ thing, we should be excused from having to seriously entertain her food takes.

The bar has been lowered by her ‘ham is bad’ take. Who can listen to her takes on anything food related after that?

TR served in Cuba - not known for tacos. 

Taco presidents: Taylor was an Army general who invaded Mexico in 1846 and stayed there for two years. He probably ate the local tacos. 

Zachary Taylor invaded Mexico as a U.S. Army general in 1846. He probably smashed Santa Anna over the head with a saber and then ate all the tacos. 

Whatever. Kids are fucking liars.

By then we will have gone full idiocracy and the logo will just be actual porn.

That’s pretty good. I don’t hate the patriotic one, but this one is better. 

Between my wife and I, we have about 60 first cousins. We are also both among the oldest of our grandparents’ grandchildren, so we were married before nearly all of our cousins. Our wedding had something like 35-40 of these cousins in attendance.

My in-laws. Two January weddings so far. 

Given that idea, reader Josh is most likely a 10 year old.

That’s the dumbest Email of the Week ever. I get the how something has to be a little transgressive to be funny, but that is some grade school level shit. This is what Cards Against Humanity will do to your brain. Stop it. 

Where in the world are we calling “hiccups” “hiccoughs”?

Outer space, man

It is about time SOMEONE called out this website for its constant Duke slant. Thank you.

Nice try Browns. “Freddie Kitchens” is just another elaborate Rich Evans character