If it turns out that Drew got hit by a car, that would really make all of the “Shit Ranked!” article and comments pretty ironic.

You can’t imagine how much I hate Duke, my man.

Maybe he actually did hit that shot from the moon. Or at least it probably seemed like it to him, what with all the stars in his vision at that point. 

That’s just how he looked when he killed your brother. And he talked JUST. LIKE. THIS!

He also comes with the benefit of not being Gregg Williams.

Getting around:

I don’t know if it still exists or not, but it definitely used to exist, and the refs never called it then either. 

It should be a penalty for assisting the runner, though, right?

Refs need to play to the whistle.

I looked up Vince Wilfork’s wife, just to get a point of reference.  I’m not proud of this fact.

If you live in America literally every Columbus Day parade is Italian-themed. Way more people associate him with Italy than Spain, no?

I feel like #4 is never quite as good as you hope it is?

I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male. If I was put in as a running back on 1st and goal from the 1 and given the ball (up to) four straight times

Sounds like he just had a Sr. moment.

Goodnight, elite prince

I’d be offended by anyone barking at an injured player if that player were on any other team besides the Ravens.

It’s always tough to understand the context when Jim Irsay asks his players if they’re holding. 

For awhile now I’ve been running a spreadsheet that holds my income (regular salary, no unexpected amounts) and my bills and balances, as well as how that breaks down in terms of how much money gets put into the ‘bills’ account every paycheck. The only bills that change every month are like water and electricity - I…

My partner is addicted to listening to the Dave Ramsey Show. The other day I heard a caller, a professional woman married to a professional man, who couldn’t tell Dave the extent of their debt. She said they didn’t know the numbers on purpose because they knew they’d find the facts discouraging.

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