Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

I CAN’T STOP VISITING THIS SITE OF INFURIATING ARTICLES

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

I think you’ve got the right idea. No balls is a private thing, that can at least be partially addressed by hormone treatments. If your ass can no longer retain poop, that’s going to be much more embarrassing in everyday life. 

The rings were not recovered.

It’s good Brady got his old jersey back. We all know everyone from Boston hates new jersey.

Verne Lundquist Taking A Basketball Square In The Face

Guys, seriously...

You can’t blame him for being unfamiliar with calculators. After all, he has to type in 58008 for it to say “BOOBS”.

And thinking of cars as simply “rapidly depreciating assets” is also dumb. In exchange for the depreciation, you get very valuable transportation.

You should’ve read his article about the NFL’s position-specific health care plan -  Universal Protection for Defensive and Offensive Guards.

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

 Ahahaa, I get it! Totally didn’t have to go to urban dictionary, either! Nope, not me!

Okay. Why is this funny?

Beast slowed

The Raiders will make a run at him, but I suspect in the end they’ll just....pass.

Least Mode?

I can’t see it being a good idea to land a running back who’ll be 31 years old, who hasn’t played in a year, and the last time he did play he battled injuries and ran for just 3.8 yards per carry.

So the Incognito fight story is completely lame, but click-bait I assume. BUT, I can’t believe you didn’t mention the reference to and explanation of “Toradol Tuesday”