(Having arguably the greatest quarterback and head coach of all time goes without saying.)

My wife is a Northeastern Alum, and I stopped feeling bad about correcting people years ago.

I’m 43; can confirm.

This is analogous to my childhood mowing the fucking (huge) lawn, dumping boatloads of grass into garbage bags, drenched in sweat and dirt. I now have PTSD about mowing the lawn, which is why I dont have one.

I grew up in suburban Canada with a massively wide (but thankfully short) driveway that became my duty to shovel when I turned 13. Fast forward 10 years and I move out, just in time for my old man to get free snow shovelling for life through the department of veterans affairs because of a lingering surgery concern.

But sure, living in rural areas is great for a child’s development.

Not to defend that shitstain for even one tiny second, but he’s a golfer. Right-handed golfers usually wear a glove on their left hands, which leaves them less exposed to the sun than, say, their face while golfing.

Do you really want to have to go to work in January?

I’m amazed at the speed of the 2nd one. 35, 40 mph??

“So I took off my hat, and said ‘imagine that.. wait, how much? shit I guess I’ll work for you’..”

The Yankees and their fans are the worst.

Mattingly can relate.

The Moose out front shoulda told ya.

When Ron Wolf told Scot that “football is all about cheers and boos,” he may have misinterpreted the advice.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die