Best 7 yd gain tackler we ever had!

I think the people of Buffalo want a consistent passer. Taylor just isn’t a very good passing QB, an his current protection doesn’t help him (he actually has good linemen, I don’t know what’s not working). His targets are good (when healthy). I don’t know what he needs to do. Maybe the offense as a whole just…

“At the end of the day, we just couldn’t walk away from mutual alliteration.”

—Buffalo Bills Personnel Person on sudden signing of Tyrod Taylor

I took my son to Kid’s Day last season and actually spotted a Coy Wire jersey.

My favorite part of this is the hot takes on what Tyrod needs to do to succeed on the local news sites. Yeah, like he never would have thought to throw over the middle without input from a lardassed forklift operator from Tonawanda. Thanks, buddy!

“Who are our options? The kneeling kid with a ‘fro, a breakable old man, or Smokin’ Jay? Yeah, let’s just pay Tyrod.”

Maybe they saw those Mike Glennon rumors and realized that they were lucky to have the option to pay Taylor.

AMEN!

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

No doubt that he’s naturally chill, but opiates are even chiller.

That’s almost $1 million for each vertebra in his neck.

Glennon’s agent is really putting his client’s neck on the line with those salary demands.

“Well guys he’s unproven, but he’s not BROCK OSWEILER unproven.” - NFL executives making 6 to 7 figures a year for these insights

Let’s hope some team sticks its neck out for him.

This comes up all the time, and every single time the answer is the same: over the last 10 years, the Patriots’ win % against the division is very nearly exactly the same as their winning % against the rest of the NFL (around .750).

Kander has been throwing some heat recently

That Kander burn is fantastic. Chickenhawks like Schilling are the worst.

“Thank you for your service. We are forever in your debt.”

God.

DAMN, son. Blood is pooling in Schilling’s shoes yet again after that deep cut.

Bruh, Kuwait can be brutal lemmie tell you. I still have nightmares from when the Green Bean ran out of mocha on Camp Virginia.