Ever noticed how basically every motherfucker you know has been or is going to Iceland?

When you raise your voice, it’s always good to remember where you are sitting.

January 3, 2001, I got in a very similar shouting match with Pitino in Boston when he was coaching the Celtics. I had second row seats right behind the Celtics bench and they were losing to the Knicks by 10 or so at the end of the game and he walked off the floor and headed toward the tunnel alone with about 10…

Man, ask a guy to give you the number of an escort and he gets all pissy…

No. Revolvers work that way, semi-autos don’t. They only chamber the next round when the action is worked (either by firing, or by pulling the slide back by hand). Every once in a while (1 in 10,000 maybe?), the primer doesn’t fire when the hammer falls, so a person might think that pulling the trigger again might…

Counterpoint: A leader is often necessary in an organization

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Good enough to masturbate to.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

Oh, I thought that was just called “Gawker.”

The worst kind of take is “Thing that lots of people like actually sucks because x is better.” Also known as the Snob Take. See beer, pizza, music, soccer, and a million other things. God dammit, let me enjoy a few Chainsmokers songs and some Domino’s pizza in peace.

“Bad Thing is Good” takes are usually better, because they’re usually more of a “Bad Thing Has Redeeming Qualities”. What is awful, though is the “OK Thing is Actually Undisputably Amazing” takes, where the author likes something, and decides to reject the idea of individual taste and demand that everyone love it.

I am one million percent with Tom on the Christmas thing - all gifts should be wrapped! Then they get opened one at a time so the parents can revel in the big reveal. C’mon - we already dropped hundreds of dollars on Christmas...we should at least get this!

That wedding barn is in Pennsylvania isn’t it? PA is the capital of wedding fistfights. Google it.

I just use the three seashells.

I don’t know.

Benedict Arnold died of dropsy (edema) decades after the war.

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.