Eh, I prefer these  calls in football

Undoubtedly, the Swiss will be offended by the goldface.

I was thinking C-3PO had really let himself go.

“So that’s how it is in their family.”

“You plug one hole in the dyke and seven more spring up.”

As of this writing, your Twitter stock is now worth a whopping $18, or roughly 1/46th of Google.

There is nothing worse than a young kid pooping in a tub. You can take them out of the water but the poop water is all over them. Then you try to clean the tub and the kid starts to run off to get poop water everywhere. So instead you towel off the kid but now you have the poop water on the towel. So then you carry…

•They made an enormous mistake going back to Roman Numerals after Super Bowl 50. All week long I stared at that stupid logo for the game and thought to myself, “Super Bowl LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Just use regular numbers, man. No one gives a shit.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

Well, fair point. But what I see is all but one article from a major source with the headline that’s a question about if they choked or not (give me a break) and a bunch of smaller/local to NY area publications. So I think we’re kinda both right.

The Patriots led for exactly zero seconds in the Super Bowl, and yet they still won. That’s crazy.

Thanks for the analysis, Dom. These gifs are really great.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

Brooklyn is infor another shitty season.

Info r! Ya’ no me Brooklyn team gonna clown

With Edelman enjoying a cameo as Wahlberg, shown leaving the game early.

How disappointed do you think Marky Mark is that he doesn’t have the right stature to play Brady?

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

It’s unnerving how calm both Edelman and Poole are when discussing such an important play in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. I can’t tell if it’s evidence that the players see themselves as just doing their job or it’s proof they’re worlds better than the average person.