Alternate Alternate question: Who wins in a game played between a roster of 52 punters and 52 place kickers?

The man, perhaps. That thing on his head? Still alive.

Alternate question:

Why does it have so many unnecessary E’s?

Speaking of hi-beams remember when cars had that foot switch to turn them on and off?

“Every Super Bowl that the Patriots play in gives them a distinct advantage for the NEXT Super Bowl they play in”

You think he remembers that forward pass?

I don’t know if I can trust his assessment. Every time he says something is going backward, it’s really moving forward.

If I saw those catches in a Madden game, I’d be like, “Okay, EA Sports... let’s take it down a notch.”

You know that Patriots fans hate Goodell for those reasons as well, right?

All the political shit turned this into more than a football game. As if a Falcons win was going to suddenly put Hillary in the White House.

I thought you guys work in New York

Counterpoint: The anti-Patriots whining and celebrating, especially last night on Twitter when the Falcons were winning, is more annoying. I don’t know many Boston sports fans, but I do know a lot of people who are really salty that some other team wins a lot (and I’m an Eagles fan, so you know I’d do unspeakable…

I’m happy for all the Pats fans I personally know, I have no clue why there is all this hatred for Pats? Ben Rothlisberger is a serial rapist and he and the Steelers are heros, Tom Brady likes Trump and goofy fitness routines and he and the Pats are the bad guys? I think evryone is just bitter that the Pats seem to be…

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

“This is the sort of thing that haunts a city for a long, long time. And it should!”

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Oh, that’s good.