It’s a fucking deer. A rat with hooves. There are tens of millions of them. Why did everyone care so much? Jesus.

I live in the land of three to four deer/car accidents a day so I say the fewer deer the better. If NYC wants some more, we can accommodate.

The worst part about that play was not that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, decided to run a fake punt while up 24-3 with five minutes left in the game, but rather that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, was laughing like a sociopath on the sidelines while his training staff was checking whether or not his punter…

Leave it to noted shithead Pete Carroll to run a fake punt while up 21 points with 5 minutes left.

5'10". He was Marshall Faulk before Marshall Faulk, and if he’d won even one of those four rings, he’d be in the discussion for the top spot on your list. Fight me.

Kevin Faulk never left. They just find different versions of him. Danny Woodhead, Shane Vereen and now James White.

Wes Welker himself has openly groused about being perceived as someone who needed to work extra hard to make up for a lack of raw talent (the man was talented as shit).

The Army is the same institution that punished two Green Berets for kicking the crap out of an Afghani police chief that tied a boy to a post for two weeks so that he could continually rape him.

My faith in humanity will be irrevocably shaken if we can no longer trust our great institutions like collegiate athletics.

Serious question: is this a violation of West Point’s honor code, and would the result of that be forfeiting the Wake Forest game? Or does that only apply to the cadets and not the coaching staff?

The loss to the Browns will be the nail in Rex’s coffin.

My Arby’s story = Arby’s sucks + wet meat

But he also played over two decades ago, and athletes have evolved to a ridiculous degree since then, with LeBron serving as the ideal 21^st century prototype.

This is what I think about every time Mercury Morris shows up to run his mouth about their perfect season. Most people, given a time machine, would use it to…

Those fumbles are pretty scary though. The fact that Bill hasn’t been able to fix the problem this late into the season worries me more than any other team in the AFC.

It’s weird how people put so little emphasis on points allowed when judging these things. Literally nothing could matter more. .

Ravens could have won if they just punted a few more times.

And something Randy Moss doesn’t get enough credit for. Like, sure he was tall and fast and could catch anything you threw at him, but he was smart as hell.

We drink Genesee in Western New York, thank you very much.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.