So would it be a...Fanvalanche?

My boss got married years ago and honeymoon in Cancun Mexico the same time they were filming Predator. He runs in the Carl Weathers, and he was a huge fan.

This is the opposite of the point of the post. I kept waiting for him to spit on your kid or something

Several coworkers and I were in Indianapolis, and decided to head over to St. Elmo’s Steakhouse. As we’re walking to our table, we pass a group of about 6 or 7 guys walking out. The first guy in their group passes the first guy in our group, and our guy seems to recognize the other. Our guy turns back to the rest of…

I was at a bar in St. Louis (Kilkenny’s in Clayton - RIP) in 2007 with some friends when a few of the then-St. Louis Rams came in. I remember that Marc Bulger was there with his (I think) fiancee, a very attractive and very thin woman who was extremely intoxicated and had to be propped upright on her bar stool by Marc…

I was running a bit late for a dinner shindig, walk-runnning past the Hilton in downtown Knoxville on a weekday night. As I cruised down the sidewalk past a line of tour buses and related vehicles, a service door came flying open and nearly cleaned me out. I leapt out of the way, and as I was stumbling trying to…

In late June of 1998, my dad took my sister and I to the NFL Golf Classic, a PGA Senior Tour event with some then-current and retired NFL players mixed in. It was a gimmicky affair where the seniors couldn’t care less and the NFL guys were trying their best not to get crushed by old men. They failed. I remember Dan…

I have two Star Trek ones. When I was living in Los Angeles, I went to go use the laundromat, but it was closed for the day because they were shooting a commercial for Miss Universe with William Shatner, who would be the host that year. I was pissed! I’m sitting in my car wondering what to do and had left my door…

I was a pretty shy young boy, maybe about 10 years old. I’m at a luau at a hotel in Hawaii, when my parents notice that Dan Marino is sitting a table away from me. My parents scramble for any piece of paper that they can find in mom’s purse, and tell me that I should go over and ask for his autograph.

I worked at NikeTown on Newbury Street in Boston in 2007. I was a cashier.

LeSean McCoy is a dick.

A men’s club in my town had an annual father-son banquet which featured some athlete to speak, sign autographs, et cetera. One year the guest was Ken Stabler, who after the banquet asked where the nearest bar was. So everybody followed the Snake to the only tavern out there—this is in very, very rural northwest…

Hot take: The Jersey turnpike is the fine.

Zelda was the worst, because you know you went along every single rock in the main game map and tried to blow it up - and burned every single bush -  until you got the nintendo power cheet sheet.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

He went to Harvard? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?

You have water?

PEDANT ALERT: Aren’t those “bollards”?

And to Wilson we bid a good knight.

The 31-year-old Torontonian commemorated his recent vasectomy with a celebratory photo shoot. In one photo, he tenderly cradles a head of kale like a green, leafy infant.