Roll it over. If you don’t know how, ask your current employer HR/benefits person for their 401K customer service phone number and call it. They will walk you through it.

-In the 23 complete seasons the Jacksonville Jaguars have existed, they have been to the AFC Championship game 3 times. In that same time frame, the Dolphins have been to exactly zero.

Exactly this. The team occupies the same spot in my mind as a museum. A place to hang up old works and view historical records. 

No, he didn’t spend 98 seconds chewing out his team mates, he invested 98 seconds #rebuilding.

This question ruined my afternoon. I’ve decided. It’s the under. This is someone who has spent nearly all their adult life as the head of state of her country and someone from my grandparents’ generation. With all the gender politics involved, and the ‘submissive’ implications of it, I believe that she has not gone…

I can’t deal with this question. It’s really difficult for me to believe she never did, but then again, these are not normal people. You’re most likely right about Phillip, especially with not specifying whose.

Hers. Unless you make a mistake or are trying out new things, you should know how to time your dishes so that they are ready around the same time. If you are routinely mistiming dishes and serving cold potatoes, it’s because you either know it and hate the people you are serving or you don’t know it and are…

We had the big expensive one and then an umbrella stroller we got at a yard sale for a quarter. The umbrella stroller got more use overall, but only after the kids were old enough to sit up on their own. Given the choice between the two, I would take the big stroller only under direct threat from my wife.

They’re more of a garnish or decoration. 

There’s always a bright side, friendo.

Tampa is hell. It is ground zero for our current opioid crisis. If you dealt oxys on the east coast a few years back, your source likely was one of the many script mills that ran in Tampa. And they learned nothing! There are still large numbers of crooked physicians cutting scripts for cash. 

If you’re old like me, you can get a squat workout with nothing but your own body weight and just going really slow. Take like 10 seconds to go from the squat to standing. 

I saw that live. It was so weird. Away from the play, just standing or walking - the cameras weren’t on him - and his Achilles just rips in half for no clear reason.

Exactly this. If a team fails to score a single TD in a wildcard game, they have been exposed as frauds and their playoff berth should not be to their credit.

Holy shit, this comment made me sad.

Eh - they were some of the same people. My theory is that 1000 years from now historians will not draw as much distinction between WWI and II as we do now. It will be considered pretty much the same thing, like the Holy Land Crusades.

Yeah, it isn’t very boring. Maybe they meant unfashionable, which it very much is. 

Colorado Springs is a bad mix of weirdo running freaks and meth heads and angry military guys.

Julia Louis Dreyfus? Did you forget about Sally Struthers?