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Damn Dusty, that got bleak.

If that story is true, that guy should shit on her grave. 

Ben McAdoo looks like a Mike Ditka impersonator with a softer midsection and pelican neck.

I liked the part where the coach was trying to catch Gronk’s halter and rein him in. Gronk looked like he might bolt during the excitement. Too bad it cut away right before Gronk ate an apple out of the coach’s hand in one bite. 

If my corporate Amex showed up on my credit report, I would shred the card and have my expense account closed. You seriously don’t want your credit tied in with your employer’s.

During my law enforcement academy, we had to get pepper sprayed in our open eyes. We had to hold our eyes open with our fingers so that they would get coated with the pepper spray and then we weren’t allowed to wash the spray out until we had completed a series of tasks that took about 30-40 seconds.

I just hope that Todd Haley keeps shoving nerds into their lockers and doing sweet burnouts in the parking lot after practice. 

As much as I praise Tyrod for his professionalism and also being an all-around good person, he is a mediocre QB in the NFL. After last season and his performance in the wild card, he’s probably done starting games. 

No way. This is an NFL team and they deserve every bit of it. 

What happened with Burneko?

You’re not gonna believe this, but the recession may have affected more than people’s individual retirement accounts.

No, not really tho. The financial sector isn’t going to accept that. Bankers didn’t disappear as the parents of the Depression generation died off and fund managers won’t disappear when the Baby Boomers die off.

From speaking with ‘millenials’ I think the problem is their perception that a positive risk-free rate of return is something that exists. Nominally it does exist, but I would argue that the real rates of return on the extreme left of the curve will always be negative over the long term. You pay for risk-free rather…

Vait a minute. VAIT A MINUTE. If a man vants to be called Salami Blessing, dammit this is a free country, you should respect his vishes, and call the man Salami Blessing.

I lived up there for two years. It’s a weirdo magnet. 

Journaling is something that seems easy but in practice it is excruciating. I have recorded journals at different points in my life and, after rereading them, always felt overwhelming disgust and then destroyed the pages.

Hmm... and are jokekillers citizens of Jokekill Germany?

I have a gripe going the opposite way. I grew up referring to numbered highways without an article; for example, ‘take 95 up to New Haven,’ or ‘the traffic on I-84 is backed up.’

If someone offers a burger and then serves something other than ground beef, they either don’t quite understand American dialect English or are pushing some food agenda on you. I get that you can substitute ground beef with ground pretty-much-anything, but that needs to be disclosed beforehand.