I liked the part when you did 100 dips.

Yeah. What a weird thing to focus your travel rage on. Airports are pits of misery for many reasons. The guy wearing a blazer - who is probably among the most put-together and experienced travelers - isn’t the problem. Give me a plane full of blazer wearers over a sloppy lady with wine breath wearing a sweatsuit with…

I tease. I worked as a police officer in a jurisdiction that bordered several military posts and we respectfully poked fun at each other when called for.

I wrote this somewhere else, but you hit on the issue: This is a union thing more than a police thing.

Nope. You have never heard an actual police officer say those words.

Oh yah public affairs is where they put the heavy hitters. I’d shit myself.

MPs. Boooo.

I was a police officer, not NYPD, but a mid-size department in Colorado. I don’t profess to know a lot about the internal culture at the NYPD, but I know it is very different from where I worked. The big difference between the place I worked and the NYPD: we were non-union. I can confirm that these cards exist for the…

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times: John Calvin (1509-1564) and his predestination theology is the strongest go-to reference for playoff losses.

We had this book, which I thought was helpful for the early months. Really, it was just to get over the crisis of confidence we had with the first one. After that, you can get along with being yourself and doing the common-sense parenting things that you see people around you doing. There’s always going to be abject…

YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT BROTHER

The Bills are basically a minor league team for the Pats at this point.

—shout out to Eli Manning, the only goober to actually seize the opportunity—

They’re just gonna eat the grease.

Not that Ben Roethlisberger needs anyone to stick up for him, but so what?

It’s too bad that Brees’ last playoff game (probably) ended tonight, especially because it was pissed away by Sean Payton. Part of me wanted to see the Saints back in the SB, because:

Florida chiropractor Dean Fishman trademarked the term in 2009, and founded a Text Neck Institute to treat the condition.

Just getting a regular job is probably good for most guys. Steve Tasker sells cars now. I met a guy whose name I forgot who played on the original Seahawks and now sells wine.