Like, the goal was to have Gruden become the next John Madden—adorning the cover of video games and cereal boxes and discount plastic footballs—and he never ever came close to that.

Alaska time is absolute trash for watching football. 9:00 am kickoff and the sun doesn’t even rise until 10:30 or whatever. Never again.

Oh, is that when the PREM-YERRR league kicks off? Good to know.

Typically, the links are worn with french cuffs, which is just another way of saying that the ends of the cuffs meet together without folding one over the other. Doing what he did looks odd.

There’s definitely a sweet spot with those fee structures. When your balance hits $5K, your fees increase 12.5 x to get to .25% for that extra dollar. For comparison, the Vanguard SP500 ETF expense ratio is .04%.

Ugh, this is impossible. The time needed to identify your particular favorite shade of gray among the hundreds of self-identified (!) ‘socially-conscious’ funds is way too much for the typical 401K holder.

The rings matter, but they’re not the only thing. Fouts is in, sans rings.

Ahhh - I had to go back and look it up, it her sister, Emily. The one that went to Harvard. Oh well.

I knew a guy who met Sarah Hughes while she was at college (or her sister, I don’t remember). He asked her out on a date and his idea was that he would take her ice skating, but at a local pond that he was used to ice skating at. She laughed in his face - he had no idea who she was. Someone else who knew her had to…

Records, years... these are just numbers. I just love story developments like this.

I feel like you purposely posted this and waited for this guy to show up and set you straight.

Ref: You went over my helmet???

True. And they also have a super strong RB who went down last week, a pack of blocking dummies for WRs, and *hot Taek alert* if your defense allows 54 points, Tyrod Taylor isn’t coming up with 55 points on any of these teams.

The takeaway here is not to take travel to other countries for granted. They could very well pull a DPRK and detain you upon arrival.

You want to talk about Titans’ negative net points? Bills -57 this season.

Is it common for people to go so long without visiting the state they grew up in?

According to wikipedia, his marriage to her mother lasted for 73 days and occurred in 1987, when he was 74 years old. Her mother was 43 years younger than Cooke. I’m guessing he barely knew these people and whatever relationship he had with them was defined by the court settlement. Apparently, this dude got a little…

So...we’ll see a Rod Watson byline here soon?

Skip the purification and you could end up with a Cryptosporidium, Shigella, norovirus, or Giardia infection.

Shitbags are shitbags because of their apathy, incompetence, or other bumbling. They lack malice, but drag your team down anyways.