This cancel culture that we are in is completely stupid.

Well then, it’s a good thing that the player character in BioShock 2 is neither dumb nor slow

I think we’re about six months away from a Lizzo backlash.

Please allow hospitals and ERs to refuse service to those who willfully harm themselves and insurance companies to kick off teens who smoke/vape behind parents backs.

Fuck your free choices when its a drag on society. Your fault for starting, no one elses responsibility.

I’m cool with that.

Because no one here at Jezebel can just straight up say they like something.

You liked his previous works but because he made a Star War that you didn’t like, now he sucks? Grow up.

She sounds a particularly silly bint, doesn’t she? *counting to see if enough words were used to give the impression of having said that politely* Particularly when she states “As a woman, I maintain a bustling control center behind my thoughts where everything said to me is parsed for evidence of impending physical…

One fucking movie comes out that you don’t like, and from that you built this whole loopy idea that outlines the guy’s intent, his ability in his profession, and ultimately the point you want to make is about the most hyperbolic one you could make.

Both are perfectly acceptable replies to everyday mundane texts.

The Brothers Bloom doesn’t get the love it deserves, I really enjoyed it and thought the performances where really great.

You want to kill people?

I dislike TLJ, but I’m not sexist, I swear! I just dislike the new female character, dislike the other new female character, dislike the part where a third female character used awesome magic powers, dislike the fact that a male character got one-upped by a female character, dislike the fact that a different male…

“The trailers made it seem like it was forcibly “for women” rather than being a good movie with women in it.”

No they didn’t. You’ve managed to confirm your incel nature though. 

Why carry two? How often do average people use a cable to do anything other than charge? The only time I ever need a cable that does data and power is if I am using a car, and even then they all do bluetooth anyway these days and it’s often just as easy or easier to connect wireless.

This.

I didn’t agree with a lot of the posts on Splinter and I often disagreed with a lot of the comments. But the one thing I always appreciated was that when something absolutely ludicrous happened and not nearly enough people were going around saying, “What the flying fuck was that?” I could always find people on…

 Strategery level: herb. 

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.