What I love about Marshawn Lynch’s No Answers© is that he’s not much of a shit-talker off the field (as far as I could tell). So when reporters ask him questions and he gives them nothing, it’s right in line with his personality. Ramsey is a known shit-talker but all of the sudden, after getting his ass handed to him,…

Gee, I wonder why you see those ads/stories/articles to get a flu shot when flu season is starting up. It’s no wonder you also can’t comprehend the value of the flu shot. I am disappointed you have spread your genetics and they won’t die out when natural selection inevitably takes you out.

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

Well in their defense you do sound like an asshole.

If this is your reaction to the story, then it was absolutely meant for you.

Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

Solid pile of bullshit right there. If I didn’t know anything about science, I might have been tricked into thinking you did.

Your pants would probably be browner though

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When Manning was beating Brady in the Superbowl he was a giant-killer, now that he is just a terrible Quarterback he remains a Giant killer.

OK, here’s the new hotness; put the QB in one of those mechanized power loader type things from Aliens. Scrambling is no longer allowed though.

He’d get picked off before he even got past Venus and taken back for a pick 6.

He was bad last night for sure, but that hasn’t been the case in all the games.  And I agree with you about what should have happened.  I wanted them to draft a QB.

The thing about that — Manning has an INSANE contract that would’ve made that next to impossible. Had the Giants cut him prior to this year, it actually would’ve cost them more against the cap than having him. Even if they designated him a post June 1 cut, he would’ve cost nearly $18m against the cap and only created…

In theory, that could mean he’s leading his receivers and seeing routes they will take after the catch.

So your opponent has to hit it back for it to count as his point? Or did Medvedev not get the point? And where does the term “love” come in? What about deuce? Why is the court blue? Who are all the people standing around? Why do I smell smoke?

I’m an older dad (yeah hot younger wife), and at baseball for the 6 year olds last week, a shitass teammate asked, “Are you their grandpa?”

Me: [Gets haircut]
Kid: [Confused] “Daddy, you don’t have hair.”
Me: “And neither will you, you little shit.”

If Drew Brees is so great, why does he hate our troops?

He’s getting roasted on Twitter, but I think he’ll be fine. By the looks of the stock photograph, he’s been taking it on the chin most of his life.