Amen. 

You’re being way too nice and reasonable for the angry, power-trippin’ folk out there that just want to to be able invite people to live with them yet somehow take no responsibility for those people’s living situations thereafter (hint: that’s essentially what you’re doing). Let’s put this in terms everyone might…

His name is Rio, and he dances on the sand. 

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

To be fair, if he didn’t allow them, they wouldn’t be unionized workers. They’d be unionized former workers.

Or turning over the dreaded 5th king. 

Nah, c’mon. Two players landing pocket kings in the same hand where a third dude lands pocket aces is just unlikely as hell.

Modifying a bet can get you six years but we’re just gonna let fucking Mark Davis and that haircut walk around like a free man? You wrong, Vegas.

That photo makes it look like his hand is the first thing that changes when he morphs into a werewolf.

Nice, something you could put on your tombstone.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

One of these guys would have wound up dead.

Yes. That’s Ms. Pac Man.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

this is why basketball has a shot clock.... so that a team can’t decide a game by declining to engage or deciding to ‘not play’.

True story: When I was in 6th grade, I had an arch nemesis named Macalister.

See? This is why the Bills don’t bother winning the Super Bowl. Less jewelry to hand out. Less drama.

Yeah I don’t know I’m in LaGuardia and it makes you stupid. 

Salary caps are the worst. They turn us all into part-time accountants instead of sports fans. Which must really suck if you’re also a full-time accountant.