That question could appear on Jeopardy! in either category, depending on the phrasing. The clue is sometimes on the theme and the question is sometimes on the theme.  

Ah yes, the 32-bit detail, lack of eyebrows, and black shark eyes do have a certain maturity that an actual human face just can’t produce.

Again, it’s not that they can’t do it, it’s that it can harm your machine.  An old bagged machine wouldn’t fall victim to this because the bags are disposable, but introducing sap into your bagless vacuum is best avoided. 

Again, it’s not that they can’t do it, it’s that it can harm your machine.  An old bagged machine wouldn’t fall…

After two movies have been made about him and he died, I suspect it would have happened by now if it ever were going to.

I’m not sure what state you live in, but I sure hope it’s not a swing state.  I think Pete is a fuckin’ bozo, but I vote in Michigan and will vote for literally any person that opposes Trump, including Biden, who I think is a disaster as well. 

They ARE good boys.

I think Billie Eilish is the only example that I can forgive, since her hit is truly just her whispering into the mic. 

I’m not sure why the newness of this problem is relevant. I’m going to step out on a limb and say that maybe we should pay death threats some attention. I pose any one of the many deaths at the hands of deranged fans as evidence.

I think your assumption that the people at the back of the line are any more relaxed than the people at the front of line is off-base. I worked for an airport terminal for a number of years, and I genuinely enjoy travel more when I’m zooming through the airport with just a backpack. I don’t find that to be an anxious…

The original game is not being produced and sold by the original manufacturer anymore, so they’re not out any money. I’m not sure who this complaint would be against. The resale market?

There are so many reasons why people stand, but this is the most common for me. When I’m flying internationally on a full flight, being even the first out from my row saves me time at customs, which in turn also saves me time in the cab line. Going in front of one person saves probably 90 seconds at Customs and…

I don’t like this thing. 

I’m aware that it had multiplayer, but I’m saying that a game that was released 20 years ago had a markedly different interaction with the internet than a game released now. To assume that they would interact the same seems pretty odd. 

You can’t reference D1 and D2's relationship with the internet as any sort of evidence in 2019. I installed those games and their expansions from CDs.

I’m sure you can click in on the link to learn more but the photo of unlabeled axes just made me unreasonably upset.

For real. Gaga never would have owned this dress, so it wasn’t stolen from her.  That’s why Valentino is the one making the fuss.  Also why I find it hard to believe that she left it for the housekeeper of her room.  

Come for the Farmer’s ads, stay for the articles.  

Really though, does anyone have the solution to the autoplays?  My ad blockers are not working and Deadspin is becoming unreadable with the Farmer’s ads.

I was with you, thinking that there was no way he’d accuse an ump of being on the take without having a shred of plausibility. You did the research for me though, and it turns out that he’s just a big ol’ dumdum and Joe West is about to take his money. 

ESPN is like 90% performative yelling from someone who’s not actually mad and is just doing a bit.  Is that not what’s happening here?