You seem to be equating the fact that it would be good for him (or those around him) with it being within his job description. I’m not sure that he could be paid any more money by his current employer if he played nicer with the media, since he will likely be on a max deal for the rest of his prime years. There are…

Is it, though? I’m not sure what obligations truly exist within his contract or the CBA with regards to media exposure. I did some quick googling and it says that players have to be available for 45 minutes after games, but if he can just up and walk out after a 2 minute presser or not show up for 9 days without being…

The Nebraskan contingent is just lining up to get clobbered by you right now. This is wild. 

SERIOUSLY. Fuckers have been out here buying out sizes for at least 20 years. The fact that it’s online and that people in line now have strollers is the only difference. 

There’s no way that you’re that obtuse. If you spill a plate of spaghetti on your shirt, are you leaving it on because it’s still protecting your nipples from the environment?

Someone prove to me that this dude didn’t sign up as a punter after getting kicked out of Parkway Drive.

Thank you for censoring any curses, but I’ve got to disagree. If you choose to work in the sports entertainment industry, you not only should care about others’ opinions, but your very livelihood depends on your impression on your audience. For regular schmucks like InMouthOutButt or ARWW though, nothin’ fuckin’…

Hey, check us out. Same page.

Sadly, that act has a shelf life for me. There’s still plenty of time on that clock for Johnny Walker, but there was a time that I felt that way about the young, up-and-coming Conor McGregor.

At least Angry Deadspin Dad is back in time for the Super Bowl.  Hope you’re feeling better, my guy. 

Oh, I’m not proposing a solution that involves anyone else on the Pistons roster starting at PG. I’m firmly in the “burn it down” camp. If we can get anything for any of our assets currently, I want them to sell everyone, including Drummond.   He’s not versatile enough relative to his position that would have us…

Co-sign.

Please define “plateau” as it relates to either of these players. 

This is a wild take, brother man. As it applies to Luka, he’s only been playing for 3 months. As for Kristaps, his most recent active season was significantly better than his rookie year, as mentioned above in this article.

Kristaps and Luka. This is the dream I didn’t know I had 6 months ago.

I mean, they are the labor in this case, so it’s fair to label them as such.

I genuinely do not understand how he hasn’t gotten a FO job since then, assuming he would like one. The 2004 Pistons are the most recent example of winning without being centered around a true superstar (the Spurs could also be considered here, but Duncan was in his prime), and based on Larry Brown’s performance since…

We no longer need confirmation that this is really you at the reins.  This’ll do it. 

DON’T EVEN SAY IT.  STOP IT.  I’M TOO HAPPY. 

EXCUSE ME BUT A DREW MAGARY POST IS HAPPENING NOW? THIS IS A GREAT DAY.