Teens wear bikinis, but adults (probably) drawing teens wearing bikinis got a different vibe.

So this is the kind of work that comes across the Special Projects Desk.

Well, thank you for contributing. My girlfriend is going to be pissed at the amount of deep research and subsequent spending that I’ll be doing. I prefer the mid-engine and the rear roof line looks so much better as a result, purists be damned.

I love the Cayman. Are you on the East Coast?  If you’re not, and therefore can be honest with me, why are you selling?  I haven’t talked to any long term owners. 

Homie, don’t even try to say that. I take 3-4 NYC cabs a week, and that is not true. The Curb app did help with that a bit with the card issue, but they’re still beat-to-shit and I get car sick on the majority of rides. 

Andrew, you’re richer on this blog than you are on Deadspin, when you tend to be a man of the people.  Wearer of many hats!

I’m not sure that all of them particularly care about that scholarship, nor the education it affords.

What percentage of this crowd attended/graduated from OSU? Setting the line at 10% and taking the under. 

Please come back.  

Okay, mission accomplished.  Still not clear. What’s my next task?

Wait, who’s in trouble? Netflix?

I knew that fold in the analogy was going to get me...

I don’t think I agree with you on there being no difference between first-ballots and the rest.

Thank you. I’m a Detroit sports fan living on the east coast, and I see red when these fuckers spout off with their faux-fatalism.

...peanut butter cookies...?

The delineation between First-Ballot HOFers and the rest of the field is a very real thing.

IP rights be damned, “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” from The Lion King OST.

If only there were an aptly named service provider.

Happens to the best of us, my guy.

So you stopped reading after the first sentence, huh?